Grudenisms

This is it folks. The last Monday Night Football game of the season. Soak it in, enjoy it, before we all have to go back to watching meaningless Nuggets and Warriors matchups on monday nights. That also means it's the last time we'll be graced by the entertainment of Mr. Jon Gruden for nine or so months. So, we'll keep track of the awesome things that come out of his mouth, so we have something to laugh at when we're bored watching June baseball.

Grudenisms:

- " Yeah, I call him road rage. He runs with a low center of gravity."

- "Man I'd love to be a statistician and be here in New Orleans, followin' Brees and looking at all these stats he's putting up. This guy is something."

- " They run a fake pitch to little Darren Sproles, then throw back the screen to the other side to #23 Pierre Thomas. Man, I'm dizzy!"

- "Dan Marino...man that guy was something."