Thursday, December 22, 2011

Sports Christmas Wish List



With this holiday weekend being an exciting and crucial one in the world of sports, here are a couple of things that I'm hoping Santa brings me:

- The NFL blacking out the Texans/Colts Thursday Night Football matchup: Let's be serious NFL, nobody in the world is interested in this matchup, save Arian Foster fantasy owners in the championship. The Holiday Season is supposed to bring about joy and happiness to everyone, creating a jolly atmosphere. Watching Dan Orlovsky zing balls around the yard, down by three touchdowns, is just going to make everyone grumpier.

- A Dallas win over the Eagles: Nothing would make me happier than watching Tony Romo win a big game to shut up all the haters. Tony Romo is quietly having a damn good year, with a QB rating over 100, and 29 TDs with only 9 interceptions. The thing is, I don't get the Tony Romo hate. Sure he's had some struggles and some poor decision making in some big games, but the guy is a borderline top-notch QB who seems to have a fun loving personality. Get off the guy.

- Another Tebow win: Mel Kiper said earlier this week that Tim Tebow should be kept on your team because he could be a good teammate and possible receiving threat. Really, Mel Kiper? Kiper, and many others, refuse to give Tebow time to develop and get acclimated to the NFL style of game. Nice hair Mel. You look like an ugly bird. Broncos/Cowboys Superbowl please. Tebow looks to be poised to play well against the woeful Bills D. And, as Cousin Sal said, how can Tebow not play great the day before Jesus' birthday??












- Start of the Heatles Dynasty: Another team that gets outrageous hate from the public. I'm hoping the Heatles and Bron Bron just go absolutely banzai this year. I'm hoping for a Heat trouncing of the Mavs by like 30 on Christmas Day. Not 1, not 2, not 4, not 5.. not 6....

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