Julian Edelman Arrested

Patriots water boy and sometimes wide receiver, Julian Edeleman, was arrested late last night for indecent assault at a Boston area bar. Edelman, who apparently went as Doctor Felturbum for the Halloween party, was said to have "groped" the victim while inside the bar. The victim stated, "He wouldn't leave me alone all night, and used some of the most bogus pick up lines I've ever heard. The funniest is when he told me he played wide receiver for the Patriots. He became angry when I burst out in laughter at this." Bill Belichick was questioned about the incident, and responded with, "Do I know that guy?". Edelman, who apparently was the Greenline Groper, will probably pay off the victim, and this will all brush over.